If Football teams were women
Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:34 am
If football teams were women:
Kerry would be Angelina Jolie – Always looks good and a favourite of everyone but not all there in the head.
Galway would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Tyrone would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Antrim would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Dublin would be Jordan - has the biggest assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Cork would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Mayo would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard, but will never measure up.
Meath would be Madonna - past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Westmeath would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Kildare would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Cavan would be Paris Hilton – A lot of talk about them but in reality, she lays down way too easily.
Laois would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited.
Armagh would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Kilkenny would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: i.e: you still wouldn't.
Kerry would be Angelina Jolie – Always looks good and a favourite of everyone but not all there in the head.
Galway would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Tyrone would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Antrim would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Dublin would be Jordan - has the biggest assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.
Cork would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much up front.
Mayo would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard, but will never measure up.
Meath would be Madonna - past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Westmeath would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Kildare would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
Cavan would be Paris Hilton – A lot of talk about them but in reality, she lays down way too easily.
Laois would be Shakira - proof that being short is no barrier to getting you excited.
Armagh would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Kilkenny would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: i.e: you still wouldn't.