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Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:55 am
by dubbriag
Hi lads,
I am a Birr man based in Blarney and they are playing their club intermediate semi final in Tullamore. The match is on in Jan and they have asked me if the pitch in Tullamore is sand based or not. They are training on a sand based pitch which is pretty hard. If they know that the Tullamore pitch will be soft and mucky in Jan then they will trian on a similar pitch. Anyone out there know the pitch in Tullamore and what condition it is likely to be in in Jan.
Cheers.
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:02 pm
by RhodeRunner
dubbriag wrote: Anyone out there know the pitch in Tullamore and what condition it is likely to be in in Jan.
Cheers.
If you change the "p" in pitch to a "b" i can defiantly help you there buddie
Rough bogger accent
Hair 5 different colours
wearing dunnes stores tracksuit
still half jarred from xmas 2007
2 tonne of makeup on the face that stops at neck
smoking a packet of JP blues
driving a reved up fiesta with pram in boot
otherwise i haven't a clue

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:38 pm
by bracknaghboy
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:31 pm
by Kemo Sabe
the pitch in tullamore is not sand based but its one of the best in the country and wont be to bad giving the time of year.as for you rhode runner you have just described every heffer i have known from rhode well done .
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:44 pm
by Plain of the Herbs
Don't forget to apply to the Tullamore club if you want to warm up on the back pitch which is across the road.
Applications to be made in triplicate, in Irish, to the club one month beforehand.
Otherwise you'll end up warming up out on the road. The Tullamore club are very particular about this rule !!
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:27 pm
by TheManFromFerbane
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:40 pm
by corner back
The pitch in Tullamore will probably be in good condition but is softish enough at the best of times compared to pitches in Cork as the land around here is boggy.
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:54 pm
by True Red
JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY!!!!
bring out Sally Jessy Raphael to sort it out
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:03 pm
by TheManFromFerbane
True Red wrote:
JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY!!!!
bring out Sally Jessy Raphael to sort it out
There's only one man that can sort out this job...

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:18 pm
by RhodeRunner
Lads you you are so last year everyone knows Steve is the new man on the job

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 4:39 pm
by TheManFromFerbane
RhodeRunner wrote:Lads you you are so last year everyone knows Steve is the new man on the job
You're crazy!!Steve couldn't even tie Donahue's shoes!

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:00 pm
by Kemo Sabe
lads ye all have far to much time on yer hands . ye are all wrong the man for the job is jeremy kyle but thats no surprise all ye get is the 4 channels out in the sticks .
Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:08 pm
by TheManFromFerbane
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you're a stupid cunt.

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:00 pm
by True Red
Sticks and stones may break my bones but you're a stupid cunt.
I laughed aloud at that.

Re: Tullamore pitch
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:20 pm
by Coolestown1562
True Red wrote:Sticks and stones may break my bones but you're a stupid cunt.
I laughed aloud at that.

You'd have a funny sense of humour though
