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Anyone see the late night news on RTE 2 last night?

Just as he was finishing the sports news our own Eamonn Horan paraphrased the great Anchorman himself, Ron Burgandy. The film was been shown on RTE last night.

And in the words of Ron Burgandy, Stay Classy folks

His female co-presenter didnt find it too funny at all, but I thought it was a classic from the man from Ballycumber.

True Red praises Ballycumber man.


It's barely mid-day and it's already been historic.

Agree with True Red, it was a classic piece of presenting from the Ballycumber man.

Would have been priceless if the newsreader had signed off with ''thanks for stopping by, Ireland'' or whatever it was that the female co-presenter said.

Next week he is going to say to Sharon 'Go back to your home on whore island'

Overheard in the RTE canteen yesterday.....


Brian Dobson: [about Sile Ni Seoige] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Eamonn Horan: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Dobson: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called s*x Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Eamonn Horan: It's quite pungent.
Brian Dobson: Oh yeah.
Eamonn Horan: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Dobson: Yep.
Eamonn Horan: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Dobson: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Dobson: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

Eamonn Horan: Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone come see how good I look.

Whats next, "Go f**k yourself Ireland"!!!!!!!!

Nah. It'll be 'Go f*ck yourselves, Westmeath'.

the genius of will ferrell.Who would have known he could provoke such a response from UibhFhaili.com posters. Let alone a Ballycumber man

Just in case you didn't know, Offaly are kinda a big deal.

You may not know this but the same Eamonn Horan has the unique distinction of being the only Ballycumber footballer to be sent off at ever grade form under 12 right through to Senior ……FACT !

Stay Classy folks ! :

Lea-Bally-man wrote:You may not know this but the same Eamonn Horan has the unique distinction of being the only Ballycumber footballer to be sent off at ever grade form under 12 right through to Senior ……FACT !

Excellent!
I would have expected lads like "Tohill" Minnock to have given him a good run for his money for that record.