www.uibhfhaili.com

this position is basically a glorified secretary.

that is not what is needed in the county
They should minimally have graphic design and web design skills.
What about giving the administrator a success based contract based on growing the county board's revenue? from advertising, match ticket sales, sponsorship, fundraising events.
Give them a full time PRO, GAA promotion officer role with running of the website, matchday programs, media interaction.
this person will effectively be using up more funds, but with no direction to try and generate more funds to cover their own job, nor more funds for Offaly gaa.

OF - was your offer made six years ago or was it an offer to fill the admin role a few months ago or was it just an offer for the job that you claim was outlined at a CB meeting where the admin job would also have a part to play in a strategic plan (which was never the case by the way!) and I've asked you before - who did you make your offer to (6yrs ago or whenever)?

MFD - Yes, this is an administrator role and was never to be anything else and yes it's not going to fix everything. However, as the Offaly website is a CMS (content management system - pretty common system) no graphic design or web design skills are required to keep it updated and have it fully functional. Also, you do realise that we already have Finance and PR committee's already in place to fulfill the roles that you have outlined?

Anyway, I would expect that a large portion of the funding is coming from Leinster Council specifically for the role and is not money that we have a choice to do something else with (like with our coaches?). But as both of you are complaining so much about the funding can you tell me where the funding is coming from and what the actual cost to the county is? I'm genuinely interested in the breakdown as I don't think we should be just throwing our money around as you both seem to be suggesting is happening.

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So you don't know then?

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So in all that time when you were harping on about a waste of Offaly GAA funds you had no idea what you were on about?

There may be a number of issues at county board level but transparency is certainly not one of them.

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Have you applied for the job OF??

CURRICULUM VITAE

PERSONAL DETAILS
Name: High School Musical
Telephone No.: 086 90210
Email: highschool.musical@oireachtas.ie
Date of Birth: The 60’s or thereabouts
Address: On-campus

QUALIFICATIONS
Honorary Degree
District University Beverly Hills (DUBH), US & A, 2010
(outstanding contribution in field of Internet usage)

National Dip. Journalism
Athlone Regional Technical College, Co. Westmeath, 1986-1988

B.Fash. Fashion History & The Evolution of Fashion up to 1982
Offaly Fashion College, Boora, Co. Offaly. 1983-1986

WORK EXPERIENCE
Feb. 2014 – Present
Aiken Promotions, Dublin
Licensing & Administration Dept. (6-month probation period)
• Managing license apllications to the local authorities
• Organising & chairing meetings

Jul. 2010 – Present
Game of Thrones cast, on-location
Stunt Double for Bran Stark
• Due to commence filming on season 5 shortly

Oct. 1983 – Present
Freelance Actor
Credits Include:
• Emmanuelle 4 (Canadian Tourist)
• St. Elsewhere (Bearded guy at 7/11, S2 Ep.6)
• Pajo’s Junkbox (voice of Spudnik)
• Glenroe (Mart -owner, recurring)
• Into The West (Teenage Girl with Braces)
• NYPD Blue (Patrol Cop no.3, S2, recurring)
• Knots Landing (one-night stand with Paige in S8 Ep.2)
• The Island of Dr. Moreau (Human-Animal Hybrid no.11)
• Ali (Zairean street vendor no.4)
• American History X (Neo-nazi no. 7)
• Na dobre i na złe (Janek Walicki, recurring)

Dec. 2003 – Dec. 2009
WWE, Stamford, Connecticut
Hot Oil Guy
• Dutifully applying lathering oil to individual wrestlers pre-bout.
• Procurement of term contract with hot oil suppliers

Jun. 1998 – Jan. 1999
The Carter Twins
Co-lead vocalist
• Took over as co-lead vocalist after Tony left the band.
• Recorded one studio album ‘Sharing our Load’. (Never released)

Aug. 1992 – Mar. 1998
M.A.D. Magazine, Capitol City
Assistant Features Editor
• Meeting Deadlines
• Researching features

Feb. 1989 – Jun. 1992
The Daily Planet, Metropolis
Gossip Columnist
• Making contacts in the entertainment business

Jul. 1988 – Feb. 1989
Midland Tribune
Intern
• Largely confined to the Daingean/Rhode/Edenderry notes section

Oct. 1980 – Dec. 1982
DeLorean
Sales & Marketing Advisor
• Part of team ensuring the short & long-term sales of DMC-12 model

Jun. 1978 – Aug. 1980
Bord na Mona
Apprentice Fitter
• Charged mostly with ensuring that all deliveries fitted inside the store at any given time


OTHER QUALIFICATIONS
• FÁS Safe Pass Card Holder
• Holder of Provisional Irish Driving License
• Level 32 GAA Coaching Skills Course
• Critically-self-acclaimed Author

COMPUTER SKILLS
• Proud iPad owner

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
I have a keen interest in sports, and play competitively for my local Tennis & Polo clubs. A part-time inventor, I am the original inventor of the shoe horn, but never patented the idea. I also like to write childrens books, but with an adult theme. Unfortunately, I am still awaiting my first book to be published.

REFERENCES
Superman clark.kent@dailyplanet.net
Vincent McMahon definitelyvincemcmahon@hotmail.com
Sean Bean SeanyBeanie@gmail.com
A.Source youaintseenmealright@yahoo.com

Not as good as some of your best but not bad either HSM!!

In most successful and well run voluntary organisations, the committees who come up with ideas and suggestions usually have a full time person to implement those ideas - finance, promotion, budgeting etc

High School Musical wrote:CURRICULUM VITAE

PERSONAL DETAILS
Name: High School Musical
Telephone No.: 086 90210
Email: highschool.musical@oireachtas.ie
Date of Birth: The 60’s or thereabouts
Address: On-campus

QUALIFICATIONS
Honorary Degree
District University Beverly Hills (DUBH), US & A, 2010
(outstanding contribution in field of Internet usage)

National Dip. Journalism
Athlone Regional Technical College, Co. Westmeath, 1986-1988

B.Fash. Fashion History & The Evolution of Fashion up to 1982
Offaly Fashion College, Boora, Co. Offaly. 1983-1986

WORK EXPERIENCE
Feb. 2014 – Present
Aiken Promotions, Dublin
Licensing & Administration Dept. (6-month probation period)
• Managing license apllications to the local authorities
• Organising & chairing meetings

Jul. 2010 – Present
Game of Thrones cast, on-location
Stunt Double for Bran Stark
• Due to commence filming on season 5 shortly

Oct. 1983 – Present
Freelance Actor
Credits Include:
• Emmanuelle 4 (Canadian Tourist)
• St. Elsewhere (Bearded guy at 7/11, S2 Ep.6)
• Pajo’s Junkbox (voice of Spudnik)
• Glenroe (Mart -owner, recurring)
• Into The West (Teenage Girl with Braces)
• NYPD Blue (Patrol Cop no.3, S2, recurring)
• Knots Landing (one-night stand with Paige in S8 Ep.2)
• The Island of Dr. Moreau (Human-Animal Hybrid no.11)
• Ali (Zairean street vendor no.4)
• American History X (Neo-nazi no. 7)
• Na dobre i na złe (Janek Walicki, recurring)

Dec. 2003 – Dec. 2009
WWE, Stamford, Connecticut
Hot Oil Guy
• Dutifully applying lathering oil to individual wrestlers pre-bout.
• Procurement of term contract with hot oil suppliers

Jun. 1998 – Jan. 1999
The Carter Twins
Co-lead vocalist
• Took over as co-lead vocalist after Tony left the band.
• Recorded one studio album ‘Sharing our Load’. (Never released)

Aug. 1992 – Mar. 1998
M.A.D. Magazine, Capitol City
Assistant Features Editor
• Meeting Deadlines
• Researching features

Feb. 1989 – Jun. 1992
The Daily Planet, Metropolis
Gossip Columnist
• Making contacts in the entertainment business

Jul. 1988 – Feb. 1989
Midland Tribune
Intern
• Largely confined to the Daingean/Rhode/Edenderry notes section

Oct. 1980 – Dec. 1982
DeLorean
Sales & Marketing Advisor
• Part of team ensuring the short & long-term sales of DMC-12 model

Jun. 1978 – Aug. 1980
Bord na Mona
Apprentice Fitter
• Charged mostly with ensuring that all deliveries fitted inside the store at any given time


OTHER QUALIFICATIONS
• FÁS Safe Pass Card Holder
• Holder of Provisional Irish Driving License
• Level 32 GAA Coaching Skills Course
• Critically-self-acclaimed Author

COMPUTER SKILLS
• Proud iPad owner

HOBBIES AND INTERESTS
I have a keen interest in sports, and play competitively for my local Tennis & Polo clubs. A part-time inventor, I am the original inventor of the shoe horn, but never patented the idea. I also like to write childrens books, but with an adult theme. Unfortunately, I am still awaiting my first book to be published.

REFERENCES
Superman clark.kent@dailyplanet.net
Vincent McMahon definitelyvincemcmahon@hotmail.com
Sean Bean SeanyBeanie@gmail.com
A.Source youaintseenmealright@yahoo.com

I have been asked by the County board to cross check your references.

Were you also moonlighting as Player Registration Officer for Legia Warsaw?

Christy Todd has been appointed to the job.

HSM lost out because he doesn't have a full driving licence!

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