On Sunday morning chances are some of ye will go rooting in the wardrobe and find a crumpled beer and curry stained Offaly jersey down the bottom of it.
On the fold of the white collar, there'll be a black line of dirt, that you wouldn't manage to get if you spent a week wrestling bears in a Pullagh bog hole.
In the underarm area, there'll also be bacterial growth that has festered over the past eleven months. The scientists of Elan or Pfizer would pay a fortune for the biological feast that has grown in such remarkable laboratory conditions as your damp musty wardrobe.
Dosing the jersey with a can of deodorant will only mask the stench for about half an hour. Once the jersey heats from being worn, it will come alive and radioactive.
So get it steeped, get it washed and get it dried in time!
