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Only one substitute used in the recent game v Kildare. Now, why was that? They made 10 changes. Maybe it's a c clever plan to protect the lads from defeat at all costs and not break their spirit too soon...

Amalgamate? It'd be like stepping in sh1te and walking around all day tolerating the aroma. No thks.

Would 'goals' through the side netting fall into the 'cheating' category?

What was the food like in London at the weekend lads?

A master tactician! Offaly never would have beaten London in the League in Tullamore a few years ago if they weren't starved before (and after) the game!!!